Chapter 193: Master, Do You Marry Me?
Original Translations: Crafted with Care, No Unauthorized Reposting Allowed.
At the summit of death and life are three of the most solitary and innocent men.
Xue Meng.
Elder Greedy Wolf.
Chu Wanning.
Xue Meng has already been thrown out by the Sex Gourd, Elder Greedy Wolf is not a chamberlain, he once married a wife in his early years, but the woman was weak and died soon after the marriage, and it is said that Elder Greedy Wolf studied medicine because he did not want to see anyone else die of illness.
So that leaves only Chu Wanning.
" Elder Yu Heng can certainly set things right."
"Yes, the young master can't do it, only the young master's mentor can."
Mo Ran was listening to the rage, but could do nothing but stand by.
At a loss, Mo Ran, desperate for help, said to Xue Zhengyong, "Why don't I try?"
Xue Zhengyong looked him back and forth, and said, rather euphemistically, "Mo Ran, the first requirement for subduing a sex gourd is to have no history of love."
Mo Ran :""
Over there, the gourd had been drowned by Chu Wanning and finally fell to the ground with a thud, the smoke dispersed and it became a small jade gourd lying quietly on the ground. Xue Zhengyong stepped forward and took the gourd into his Qiankun pouch, saying, "Haha, as expected of Yu Heng, come on, colour the gourd."
Chu Wanning looks the same, but his eyelashes fall and he doesn't want to look Xue Zhengyong in the eye: "No."
Xue Zhengyong froze, not only him, but also the surrounding group of disciples and elders.
"For, why?"
"Too drunk and tired."
Xue Zhengyong is no fool, and the phrase "a thousand glasses of Chu Wanning" is not an empty one.
He stared at the cold, white man, making Chu Wanning so impatient that he turned away with a brush of his sleeve. Xue Zhengyong was suddenly struck by a moment of dismay and blurted out, "Yu Heng, you don't think".
Chu Wanning's ears suddenly flushed red and he looked back angrily, his eyes like lightning: "What are you talking about?"
Before Xue Zhengyong could even say the words "not a roommate", she couldn't stand it anymore, thinking, "How is it possible?
Evening Yu Heng, Beidou, who would believe him if he had had an affair?
Xue Zhengyong was so anxious that he slapped his leg, "Then, try it, or else the gourd will be here all the time, and although it won't hurt anyone, it will be a pain in the neck. And this wine-coloured gourd is so hard-skinned that I'm afraid it would take three or five years to peel off a layer of its skin."
"" Chu Wanning's eyes glanced over the crowd, where the disciples were looking at him eagerly, except for Mo Ran, who was ashamed to be gazing at himself with a bit of a blush and a passion that he could not hide.
Chu Wanning cursed in his heart. But he was in a dilemma. If he left now, he was afraid that there would be more trouble in the future, so he thought about it and said, "Then I will try."
The colourful gourd took Chu Wanning into its belly in a flash, and then waved its head around in the same place. All the disciples at the top of death and life were confident that Chu Wanning would go in and the gourd would be subdued by him, but only Mo Ran knew it for sure!
The most innocent immortal in the world had been on a rainy night not long ago, in the darkness of a small inn in Wuchang Town, in a bed where lips and teeth were close to skin.
Soiled by your own hands.
Chu Wanning opens his eyes.
Inside the belly of this gourd is a world of its own, a curtain of dreams.
As legend has it, the red candles shine high in the gourd and the tent is hung low. As you move forward, you see a large red sour branch bed covered with a thick quilt, sprinkled with peanuts and red dates, with a felt mattress, tent and coverlet.
There was an old woman who looked like a gourd turned into a gourd standing in the doorway of the conservatory, smiling, with long greenish-blue hair, and she grinned so wide that even her teeth were greenish-blue.
Chu Wanning knew that there was no way he could subdue the colourful gourd, and not bothering to talk any more, he went up to the old woman and said, "Grandma, just send me out, there is no need for me to lift the cover."
The old woman spoke in a pleasant manner, "Mmmmmmmmmmmm."
""
I didn't expect the old woman to be unable to understand Chu Wanning as she couldn't understand human language and wasn't as resourceful as the wine gourd. Chu Wanning had no choice but to sigh and walk stiffly to the bed.
On the couch sat a man with a dark dragon embroidered on his top and a phoenix feather embroidered on his bottom in crimson, his feet were barefoot and his head was covered, so his face could not be seen.
The old woman hobbled and calmly approached, and with a thud of smoke rising from her hands, a green jade ruyi floated out and was handed to Chu Wanning, who then made a gesture of invitation.
Although Chu Wanning could not accept Mo Ran in a bridal outfit and was mildly disgusted by the thought of it, he thought it would be a good idea to see Mo Ran in a bridal outfit, considering that he had been a bride in Butterfly Town.
""
Yeah, right. Disgusting as it is, it's not worth watching.
Chu Wanning stood for a moment with a green face, took a deep breath, and then stepped forward.
The old woman urged, "Uh-huh uh-huh."
"Got it, take it easy."
Ruyi rises and the red silk falls.
Chu Wanning's eyes widened slightly: "You are"
Between the phoenix candles and tent, a man wearing a nine tasseled beaded crown lifted his eyes, light and shadows streamed across his pale, handsome face, his dark eyes playfully sneering as he lifted his chin slightly and smiled towards Chu Wanning.
Chu Wanning was stunned
The man was Mo Ran, yes, but his face was a bit sickly white, his eyes were wan, and his whole appearance was rather odd.
"Well, it seems that Wangning still can't get this seat out of his mind." When he froze, the man reached out and grabbed Chu Wanning's wrist. His fingertips were cold, and his eyes were as hostile and ruthless as a vulture's.
Mo Ran grinned and smiled, but instead of a warm smile, it was a white toothy grin.
"This throne is very pleased."
What a mess
Chu Wanning was both amused and amused, thinking that this gourd had been locked up in the Jingu Tower and that the people he turned into were all so inexplicable.
"Loosen up."
Mo Ran did not let go.
Chu Wanning then turned to the old green-haired woman and said, "Tell him to let go."
Before the words were out of his mouth, Mo Ran, the "bride", rose abruptly, and Chu Wanning only had time to see the bead on his head shake before his waist tightened and the sky spun around him, and before he knew it, he was pushed onto a gold and red bed.
"It seems you enjoy the taste of what I give you," the man's hot breath sprayed the side of his neck, "so much so that you can't forget me."
Chu Wanning frowned and dodged, cursing the absurdity of the colouring gourd's choreographed rhetoric.
He was embarrassed and amused, annoyed and confused, and avoided it for a while, making a mess between the pillows.
Suddenly, in a flash, Chu Wanning's eyes squinted sideways at the gold and red quilt, and something struck her.
Dream.
He froze for a moment.
And then the face flushed abruptly.
This, this is the dream he had.
In the dream, Mo Ran was like this, with mean and irritating words under his breath and a rough and unpitying demeanour.
So it wasn't a random vision created by the gourd of colour, but an unseemly imagination deep inside himself? The thought was so humiliating that Chu Wanning was embarrassed and blushing so much that even the tips of his ears were hot.
"Baby"
Suddenly there was a hot wetness, and while Chu Wanning was lost in thought, Mo Ran had kissed him on the earring, and greedily and wickedly, he pushed his tongue between the ear swirls.
"Ah."
Chu Wanning, caught off guard, grunts in surprise at the sudden intensity of the stimulus, a raspy, wet, moisture-laden sound.
The shame was even greater when the words were already out.
But somehow the scene before him was too real, as if he had kissed and entwined with Mo Ran a long, long time ago, Chu Wanning restrained on the bed, Mo Ran kissing his neck, his cheek, his ear, with violent, urgent movements.
He was so furious and angry that even the ends of his eyes were red, and he tried to struggle but could not free himself until the lips of this "Mo Ran" were about to fall on his lips
"Bang."
Suddenly, it was as if "Mo Ran" sensed something. He froze violently and stared incredulously at Chu Wanning.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chu Wanning pushed him away, and with a golden light in his hand, the Heavenly Question suddenly lit up and slashed down towards the "Mo Ran" in this illusion.
Seeing the light of heavenly questioning, " Mo Ran " was even more astonished and blurted out, "You actually you actually are"
willow vine falls, splashes of fire.
" Mo Ran" ate the pain, but did not resist, but opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and after a few moments, a thin puff of smoke rose.
The old lady with the greenish-blue hair disappeared, and so did " Mo Ran ".
In the flower-candled warm room, a strange young man with green hair, pointed ears and extremely handsome features knelt.
Chu Wanning, still angry, rose from the couch and grabbed himself by the open sash, his eyes fierce with emotion and anger, his voice low and dangerous, like an enraged tiger or leopard.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Sinful beast."
The young man was the spirit of the "Lusty Gourd", who was staring at Chu Wanning, his face already pale, frightened and afraid: "It is you".
Chu Wanning was getting annoyed and snapped her head around to glare at him, "What is I am you?"
But the gourd was already trembling with fear, and fell to his knees with a thud, kowtowing repeatedly: "I did not know that Your Mightiness was," he seemed to shudder even at Chu Wanning's name, and continued to kowtow, "Your Mightiness please forgive me, Your Mightiness please forgive me. Mightiness forgive me."
""
In the early years, Chu Wanning had subdued many spirits and demons, and "Tian Wen" was so famous among the demons and spirits that some of them were scared to move when they saw him.
But it did not occur to me that this colourful gourd was equally virtuous.
Chu Wanning collected the heavenly question, grimaced, got up from the couch, stared at the young man who couldn't stop kowtowing, and, after a long time of speechlessness, said, "Send me out."
"Yes, yes."
When the mist cleared and he could see clearly, he was back in the square in front of the Loyalty Palace.
Several people immediately crowded around them.
"Master, is everything all right?"
"Yu Heng, you've cleaned up so well"
"Master Master, are you hurt?"
The smoke smelled of rotting gourds, and Chu Wanning was a little dizzy from the smoke, and took a moment to notice that the coloured gourds had also disappeared, and that a small gourd with a peach-coloured skin lay silently on the green slab in front of him.
Chu Wanning thought for a moment about the illusion he had just seen, still a little ashamed and unwilling to say more, he only said loftily to Xue Zhengyong, "Take both these gourds and put them in the Demon Subduing Tower to keep them."
Xue Zhengyong said, "Okay."
But his gaze stopped on Chu Wanning, going back and forth with some hesitation.
Chu Wanning baulked at his stare: "What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
But Xue Zhengyong's expression was definitely not "nothing", and Chu Wanning suddenly realised that, apart from him, a circle of people around him were sneaking glances at him with a mixture of curiosity and amusement. Chu Wanning turned his head and even Mo Ran looked at him a little awkwardly, his wheaten face slightly flushed.
"What"
This time, Chu Wanning knew why even before he asked.
He lowered his head and saw his clothes.
It turns out that at some point, around the moment he entered the belly of the gourd, his clothes were changed into a gold-crowned robe, similar to Xue Meng's, and the embroidered robes, the kind of clothes that should be worn for a wedding ceremony.
Chu Wanning :""
The matter of Yu Heng's Elder Ji Suit subduing the demon soon became the subject of much discussion at the top of the Dead and Alive.
The most popular discussion among the disciples was "I wonder who Elder Yu Heng has married in the belly of the gourd."
Not to be outdone, someone said gleefully, "It must be a heavenly beauty."
Someone who thinks he has a long life squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Maybe it's a man of heavenly proportions"
Someone who cherished his life said with a straight face, "When the Elder lifts the cover, what he sees should be the colour gourd itself; if he sees anything else, the colour gourd will not be happy, and he will not be able to subdue this demon."
The crowd, disgusted with this precious wimp, found him uninteresting and shook their heads as they dispersed.
But there is also a most heroic and fearless warrior at the top of death and life
It was a gloomy day and morning practice was suspended. Mo Ran quietly brought snacks early in the morning and slipped away to the red lotus water pavilion to meet Chu Wanning when no one was looking.
After they had eaten, the "heavenly beauty" and "heavenly god", as she was known, took Chu Wanning's hand with a smile and asked, "Master, did you marry me in the gourd of sex? "